New girlfriend wanted

[Stan]

I'm just going to drug her and put her on the plane in a wheelchair...

"I ain't going on no plane, fool"

(and no, my girlfriend isn't a stacked black dude with a mohican and a penchant for excessive gold jewelry)

 

[Rosie]

Originally posted by Stan
Rosie - i think you're taking me a bit too seriously. I'm not going to dump my girlfriend just cos she won't agree to come to Florida instead of the Maldives.

I was Joking

and you aren't? what kind of baller are you, lol no dedication

peace
Rosie

 

[Collier]

Originally posted by Stan
Still don't know what Collier's analogy was on about... ho hum.

Ok I'll explain.. though they do say if you have to explain it then it ainy funny.......

Sailors having been at sea for months on end and not having seen the fairer sex mistook the dugong for beautiful ladies with a tail in place of legs aka a mermaid.
Can you figure out the analogy or do I need to explain further?

 

[zxr]

Go Alone!

 

[Lump]

you think you got it bad ! check this out,i have been playing for 4 years,meet my missus last year,she got hooked on ball,what does she get for crimbo a pink nexus ego,shes on the front cover of PBUK and is fcuking of to latvia without me tomorrow ? so wheres the justice in that.

 

[Oli HPG]

Originally posted by lump
you think you got it bad ! check this out,i have been playing for 4 years,meet my missus last year,she got hooked on ball,what does she get for crimbo a pink nexus ego,shes on the front cover of PBUK and is fcuking of to latvia without me tomorrow ? so wheres the justice in that.

I can tell you...she got game you don't!!!

 

[Lump]

not impresed

 

[Oli HPG]

Ryder says:lumps a woman aint she


Lump...that was on msn...I cracked up reading that!

Love you really!

 

[Lump]

my ass selling the XSV now

 

[Oli HPG]

Originally posted by lump
my ass selling the XSV now

B*tch!!!