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[Diggie]

Originally posted by P8ntball2k
this may be the moment i have been waiting for, tell me, were you refering to me as this "high profile" player in question...............could it be?????????

Well... Heck yeah Chris! I just blessed your lonely soul with my Divine High Profility. Dude u rock! Now get on your Harley and kick ass in the name of His High Profileness.

Oh, and remember to ride TOWARDS the sun. For added drama.

More Bon Jovi please!

 

[Chris - Nexus Eclipse]

what did the guy do after the captin shot him!!!?????

 

[Charlie]

Not much he could do really, just walked off a bit pissed off. We would have lynched him if we lost the day by a few points, Thankfully we won it though.

 

[Chris - Nexus Eclipse]

wow!!!

no way, i would have gone postal on his ass if that had been me.
i think the guy who got shot should be given a prize for the collest head in paintball.

 

[Charlie]

Ah but we did get our own back. For this day there was a 'Twat of the Day' award. So, because of this and another stupid thing our illustrious captain did, we nominated him for the award. Which of course he won. I guess that we were all good mates and we were having a good day so we didn't really care.

 

[Tommy Gun-Nexus]

Ahh you guys talking bout me!?

Yeh im the bloke who got shot by his captain (Well done Hermitt, thats 1 kill for you!).

I had to try pretty hard not to loose it.
We can all laugh at it now! especially since we won the tourney!

Catch you at the 7man Charlie?

L8trz dudes

Tom

 

[Kitch]

For those of you fortunate to have been at the Euro indoor this month you may have seen my stuning move in the finals, when I mugged one of my own players whilst playing Iron Wolf YG, at least it gave them 1 elimination

 

[John C]

Chris just to let you know what youre getting into joining sad....

Rick Miller played his first game for sad, on the breakout he fell over and knocked his teeth out on his air bottle!!
Keith shot me once while i was running for the flag
In the same game Dan shot Paul and David shot dan
Paul shot me when i was in a supair tunnel thing once.
Kevin shot dan three times in the back of the neck.
Oh and Rick muggs an empty barricade every other tourney or so, just tradition i think.

 

[Charlie]

Hey Tom when is the next 7 man at Temple? If its this weekend then I won't be able to make it coz I have Skulls training.

Anyways mate see you down Temple l8r,

Charlie.

 

[JimShady - Twisted Capt.]

Duuhh, stoooopid

yeah man ive bunkered thin air a few times which is always fun - spend the time crawling around in the dirt gettin up close, psych yourself up then CHARGE you attack - popping over that bunker you oponent never has a chance to see you!! but unfortunately you cant see him either coz he got shot out whilst you were moving on him, DOH!
Ive also had someone shoot themselves out on an attempted bunkering , 'BOING' the ball just bounced right back of a supair bunker and cracked him in the chest - classic
Then our team got nominated for prat of the day at our last tourney after we took out another team in a couple of minutes, full squad left we looked set for the max then as i legged it back with the flag three of the team walked of the field and got eliminated, TRIPLE DOH!
Weve managed all these fnck ups & more and all in just 6 months of balling - im so proud