New but true stories here!

[jynxfactor]

We've all heard about the time you ran up the field and bunkered thirty people in one game, winning the tourny. Now its time for the truth.

I want to hear about the times you ran up to bunker someone and your gun wasn't turned on, and the time you were googed by the newbei with the splatmaster.

 

[ciaran.mooney]

Went to mug someone in a hut and had the safety on - that was embarrasing.

 

[Eddepet]

My first and sofar only tourney, last year. I played with an Angel wich wasn't even mine (WDP came with some loaners). It was then fist time I played on air. The second game I forgot to refill the air. And guess who was last man standing on our team, and who got tagged one minute before the end of the game by two opposing team members? How dumb can you look?

Buddha "Eddepet" 5

 

[jynxfactor]

I'm not shore why but every time I'm the last man standing on my team and I'm almost out of paint, and I popout to shoot someone the lid on my rev opens up and my paint goes every were. After awhile it gets really annoying. This happened four times in one day.


I was playing at Canopy in N.H. and me and my partner had just taken the hill above a castle. Our team down below was being decimated.

We were in a position to sneek down behind the other team, but we were out of paint. (this was back in the day's when people still surrendered) I decided I was going to go down the hill and "surprise" afew of the opponints. I turned sideways so that they couldent see my armband and started fire air in the direction of my team mates. the enemy thought I was one of them and let me get hunkered down in the bunker with them. I thought my plan was working perfectly untill I turned on them and yelled for them to "surrender!" The three of them looked at me and took of running, not shore what to do I stood up and started shooting at them and one of my own team mates shot me out.

 

[Inferno]

Two days ago I made two great bunker moves, with the exception of one detail which I will soon discuss. Both of these moves resulted in the elimination of the final person. It turns out that in both cases the final person was--a little kid. I am now known as the person that bunkers little kids. When I mug my next person(hopefully tall enough to ride the carnival rides), I'm going to say "Chalk up another little kid" to the victim

 

[Chris - Nexus Eclipse]

ok, i'll admit it.

was playing series 2002 on sunday, on sup'air 2 when..........

......ok, first my hopper fell off when i sild in to my bunker off the break, breaking a ball inside. My barrel was starting to get a bit messed inside so i cleaned it.....but the porting was still blocked so........not thinking (well durr) put my hand over then end and was going to blow the gas through the holes.

Now normaly turning an open bolt gun upside down, the ball falls back into the hopper, but not with a cocker.........

..........so you guessed it, i shot myself in the hand, point blank, and F**K!!!! it hurt.

at which point i also got lit up on my sholder so i didnt suffer the shame of being pulled for shooting myself, although one guy on the side did nitice and was wetting himself laughing.

there, i sed it.

 

[Diggie]

I once loaned an Angel. After playing I plugged it and went over to talk bollox with my Buddha Buddies. I accidentally bumped the trigger with my hand and I heard this weird "pop" sound. A good second later the plug dropped right next to me.

Oops! Next time remember to keep the safe button pressed down longer than 2 microseconds. (Luckily this happened still in the field, so everybody was wearing their masks.)

I'd love to read about the more high profile players around here who made silly f00k00ps. (Except Buddha 5 of course) Come on Robbo, melt down your brick-wall disposition and tell us about it!

 

[Eddepet]

Originally posted by Diggie
I'd love to read about the more high profile players around here who made silly f00k00ps. (Except Buddha 5 of course) B]

I thought you were talking about high profile players.......

 

[Chris - Nexus Eclipse]

Originally posted by Diggie
I'd love to read about the more high profile players around here who made silly f00k00ps. (Except Buddha 5 of course)

this may be the moment i have been waiting for, tell me, were you refering to me as this "high profile" player in question...............could it be?????????

 

[Charlie]

Well I ahve done the accidentally shooting myself in the hand bit. I have done the accidentally shooting one of my own players. But the funniest thing that I have seen (not done myself) was after our team had cleared the field of the other team, our quickest guy ran up to grab the flag and did. Then our captain (slow assed back player) trotted up to grab the flag at the same time. He then proceeded to say that he wanted the flag, and before our other guy could give him the flag, our captain shot him and took the flag. At the time the rest of us thought 'what a twat!' but thinking back mow it is quite funny.