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Flash-Bugout

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Originally posted by Nudge-TeamScream

*Having too lift the toilet seat to take a wiz!!
You don't have to lift dude, just demand equal rights, and say that she should lift the seat. And when that fails, develop a bad aim, and dont wipe up - she'll soon leave it up then ;) :D :rolleyes:

As for things I hate - erm, how about:

being still awake at 3:30 AM

Having less than 5 weeks to do my final year uni project

being ill for the last week or so, so that no work gets done on said project.

Lager and smoothflow beer - if it aint from a handpump, it aint worth putting in a glass!
 

Mario

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AS and A levels

having one day to do a project in (today :( )

religions ;)

ppl who have no respect for your stuff

broccoli and other such vegetables
 

bear

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having one day to do a project in (today )
Ha Ha, been there, done it and bought that damn T shirt...... jus tell dem that you ran outta printer ink / were away for the weekend / you forgot what day it was.... they worked for me;)
 

Cook$

Just the tip....
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back to the homeless.... there was one irish guy in birmingham who wished you "all the luck of the irish" when you give him money. He was Irish. And homeless. all the luck indeed......
i let homelss people know in no uncertain terms that they are getting no money from me by quickening my pace, looking at my shoes and mumbling "sorry, no" when they ask......
 

bear

Cool Man.
Jun 6, 2002
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you dont dig tramps do ya man?

i know a TOP tramp, he walks around town wid an eye patch on and a long trench jacket, a bit on the bald side wid a limp. All he does all day is shout and swear at tourists.... its pretty funny, he even swore at me once, somthin like "ya fu*kin' lookin at, aye a fu*kin see ye, ye c*nts, etc etc.... i never gave the guy any change though... hav to say im wid cooksie all da way on that one.... the old look at tha floor and say "no im not givin u money, u strange motha fu*cker, quit playin tha guilt trip on a brotha" ;)
 

Cook$

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thats a proper tramp dude. did he have dirty fingers? all tramps have dirty fingers. and what was his special skill? was he a whistler.......? me an the Goggerman are gonna make a calender of tramps, how good is that?