luck?

[kidzero]

AT LAST!

thx to RKL. i was searching the web all night, funny i didnt find that one myself. so you must have had the luck of the irish .
without that ironic touch, i mean . i owe you a beer!

 

[Weakest Link]

Luck of the Irish - maybe this

Originally posted by RKL
a certain tone of derision, as if to say, only by sheer luck, as opposed to brains, could these fools succeed.

So, there was an englishman, irishman and scotsman...

 

[kidzero]

...and a german

 

[Richard Kirke (DUPS Rocket) UK]

And

They walked into a bar... (Go on someone else continue the joke)

 

[kidzero]

they drink like hell, first the englishman drops( i know lots of you will deny that, but i say that german beer is just stronger so we are more trained ), but short time after, the german creeps out to throw up, next up is the scot to fall apart...whats that? luck of the irish????

okay, its not a helluvajoke, but at least i have tried. and now y'all can smash me cause the german lasted longer than the englishman( guys...just pretend he had a bad day )

oh yeah...and whats that red "thing" in front of your mask?

and NO, i wont enter any drinking competitons with you!

 

[Richard Kirke (DUPS Rocket) UK]

dreeeeeeeeeenk

That red thing is a Comic Relief Red Nose. It sits on the front of my mask until the day someone hits it in a game. It annoys people and every time it pops up it pisses people off. Freeing up Tony to do his flag-bitch bit.

And that's why I get shot immediately... its all for the good of the team!

I wore it as part of my comic-relief stunt this year, and haven't taken it off yet.

Richard

 

[kidzero]

pls explain to a drunk german: what is a comic-relief stunt?????

 

[Bird]

Comic relief is the name of a charity. On one day every two years you have to do something daft or stupid to raise money for charity. Comic relief day a few years back springs to mind when I went on roller blades into my local town centre in fancy dress ....

 

[Richard Kirke (DUPS Rocket) UK]

Argh, beaten to it..

ah well original message read:

Comic Relief is an event where people sponsor other people money to do stupid things for charity, e.g. lieing in a bath of baked beans. The red nose is the Comic relief symbol.

The money goes to the poor all round the world.

My "stunt" was to wear paintball gear for 3 days solid at uni. Those pads got orribly sweaty... The nose got stuck and I haven't removed it.

Richard

 

[Bird]

Sweaty paintball gear......uurgh!
Why would someone sponsor you that? I'd sponsor my team to change after every game if I could