Q. Why are Essex girls only allowed 30 minute lunch breaks?
A. It takes too long to retrain them if they take an hour.
Q. What's the difference between a computer and a Essex girl?
A. You only have to punch information once into a computer.
Q. What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent Essex girl?
A. There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.
Q. What's the difference between a Essex girl and a Porsche?
A. You don't lend the Porsche out to your friends.
Q. What do you do if a Essex girl throws a grenade at you?
A. Catch it, pull out the pin and throw it back.
and finally
Q. Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb Essex girl, and a smart Essex girl are walking down the street when they spot a £10 note. Who picks it up?
A. The dumb Essex girl. (There is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart Essex girl)
