london event

[Spike]

are you joking?

No I wasn't but now they are £4.99 each way plus tax for same period on Ryan and Sleazy have similar prices. That's into stanstead.

Into London City British Airways offer £39 each way departing from Glasgow.

 

[Spike]

A few of my own personal favourite Essex Gal jokes...

Q. what's the difference between a shopping trolley and an essex girl?

A. A shopping trolley has a mind of it's own.


Q. How do you know when as Essex girl is having an orgasm?

A She drops her chips.

and of course...

Q. What's an Essex Girls favourite wine?

A. Awwwww take me to Lakeside!

 

[Markie C]

How does a Essex girl turn the lights off when having sex.



she closes the car door.

I thank you

 

[Tommy210]

OK, Boys and Girls...

Here is the exact venue location.

http://www.basildon.gov.uk/Website2/newsroom.nsf/PRRECENT/498939770C80D781802572D600391AB7?OpenDocument

Who else is coming apart of the regulars?

 

[k-lee-a]

errm

im a girl from essex...your jokes are pretty old.. btw im gana be attending...i think you lot need to watch out now..

 

[deant]

ignore

 

[Johan]

50.000 ponds price money????

 

[Nick Brockdorff]

im a girl from essex

I love you

 

[Magic_8ball]

I love you

Now now Nick, don't put her off. Just offer her a bacardi breezer and a donna kebab

*apologies in advance if you are ACTUALLY an Essex girl, I'm assuming you're kidding...*

 

[mikey601]

I love you

They may be dumb, but they aint blind