My mates uncle was actually run over by a steam roller when he worked on the roads... Classic Austin powers action 
Killer Moles !
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Another thing, I have searched the internet and found no recorded case of anyone else surviving being bitten by a mole.
They usually drag their victims below ground and completely devour them - allegedly
JJ
They usually drag their victims below ground and completely devour them - allegedly
JJ
hehe
I remember when he gave that erm "fantastic" speach at the UKPSF conference last yr!! wrong disk john?! i think it was the effects of bein drunk under the table that affected him!!!
I remember when he gave that erm "fantastic" speach at the UKPSF conference last yr!!
wrong disk john?! i think it was the effects of bein drunk under the table that affected him!!!
hehe
Back to accidents, I once got quoted £200 for pointing the front and back of my house. After equating that to approx 110 pints I decided to do it myself.
I used the appropriate PPE Ears - cotton wool, Mouth Scrim scarf
Eyes - used the eyelash filter method (squinted)
I was grinding the last square yard out when the grinder snatched and hit me in the chest. I was so shocked I kept my finger on the trigger and the blade stopped rotating due to my tee shirt wrapping round it.
After eventually unwrapping it I had a scar, cauterised due to the temperature of the grinding wheel, from half an inch above one nipple to an inch below the other(thank god it missed them)
I had to stand in the shower and scrub all the brick dust out of the wound.
The worst bit? My 'mate' still charged me £200 to finish the job!
Any idiot can forget the disk with there whole powerpoint presentation on it. managed to deliver it in a professional manner and nobody fell asleep - resultOriginally posted by one of the chicks
I remember when he gave that erm "fantastic" speach at the UKPSF conference last yr!!
Back to accidents, I once got quoted £200 for pointing the front and back of my house. After equating that to approx 110 pints I decided to do it myself.
I used the appropriate PPE Ears - cotton wool, Mouth Scrim scarf
Eyes - used the eyelash filter method (squinted)
I was grinding the last square yard out when the grinder snatched and hit me in the chest. I was so shocked I kept my finger on the trigger and the blade stopped rotating due to my tee shirt wrapping round it.
After eventually unwrapping it I had a scar, cauterised due to the temperature of the grinding wheel, from half an inch above one nipple to an inch below the other(thank god it missed them)
I had to stand in the shower and scrub all the brick dust out of the wound.
The worst bit? My 'mate' still charged me £200 to finish the job!
Self harm at work!
Hey guys,
I work for a large company with Engineering doing stuff all over the place so accidents and things go on all the time!
One of the most gruesome not in terms of blood and stuff but as in hot sicky feeling was this........
One of our electricians was up a stepladder trying to undo an overhead light fitting. it had a screw in it that wouldn't budge. With all his effort he lent back and put all his force he could on this flat bladed screwdriver, only to skid off it and stab himself in the eye!!! He thought he had only glanced at his eyeball and could still see and everything so ambled back to the workshop, everyone was like 'whooaa what the fuk have you done dude?', he was like 'what?'
Everytime he blinked a massive roll off white eyeball stuff was flapping back with his eyelid!!!!, really made the back of the old knees weak.
JJ in Engineering we have a saying 'don't ever stick your fingers where you wouldn't stick your dick!', just think how much worse it could have been !!!
Dave.
Hey guys,
I work for a large company with Engineering doing stuff all over the place so accidents and things go on all the time!
One of the most gruesome not in terms of blood and stuff but as in hot sicky feeling was this........
One of our electricians was up a stepladder trying to undo an overhead light fitting. it had a screw in it that wouldn't budge. With all his effort he lent back and put all his force he could on this flat bladed screwdriver, only to skid off it and stab himself in the eye!!! He thought he had only glanced at his eyeball and could still see and everything so ambled back to the workshop, everyone was like 'whooaa what the fuk have you done dude?', he was like 'what?'
Everytime he blinked a massive roll off white eyeball stuff was flapping back with his eyelid!!!!, really made the back of the old knees weak.
JJ in Engineering we have a saying 'don't ever stick your fingers where you wouldn't stick your dick!', just think how much worse it could have been !!!
Dave.
Those last two were absolutely gruesome. I feel sorry for anyone who has something like that happen to them
I once had the missfortune to see a guy fall of some scaffolding...about twenty feet..however, he landed on his feet..well, one of them, the other one went down a hole, so he was stopped by one leg, which was straight...
He was quite upset by the pain, but rolled onto his side bent his legs etc, then pulled himself up on a scaffold pole...ith people round him...
a he was standing there...he said, im allright, my belly hurts tho and my leg feels funny...
His right foot was 6 inches above the floor...his upper leg bone had shattered at the hip, and gone up and out through his belly...it wasnt until someone pointed out "WHy cant you put that foot down?" that he noticed...this all happened pretty quick...he was wearing a heavy jacket as well, so you ouldnt see the blood and bone sticking out of his belly until we all went to look (as did I but have regreted doing it ever since).....very nasty, he was pretty fu8ked up for quite a while..
He was quite upset by the pain, but rolled onto his side bent his legs etc, then pulled himself up on a scaffold pole...ith people round him...
a he was standing there...he said, im allright, my belly hurts tho and my leg feels funny...
His right foot was 6 inches above the floor...his upper leg bone had shattered at the hip, and gone up and out through his belly...it wasnt until someone pointed out "WHy cant you put that foot down?" that he noticed...this all happened pretty quick...he was wearing a heavy jacket as well, so you ouldnt see the blood and bone sticking out of his belly until we all went to look (as did I but have regreted doing it ever since).....very nasty, he was pretty fu8ked up for quite a while..
Ok thats possibly the worse thing you could not notice...
Was he screaming in pain when he noticed?
Was he screaming in pain when he noticed?