Killer Moles !

[Ledz]

Just got back in from the pub and JJ from K2 (John Jones..... a CIA name if ever I heard one) was telling us a few stories. Now remember JJ is the UKPSF official safety officer !! He recently found himself injured when he stuck his finger into a mole hole and was promptly bitten by the mole living there. The bite went straight through to the bone. JJ has also been the unfortunate victim of a hit and run attack...... well, to be honest it was a hit and move away at very low speed attack. When JJ was crossing the road when he was struck by a milk float. Now I’m not saying this thing was at any great speed but have you ever heard a milk float travelling up the road... it sounds like a herd of buffalo with bells attached around there necks. No silent attack coming from the milk float I feel!

JJ you are the man, you test ever safety issue to the max!

I’m sure you all have some funny safety issue stories to report! Maybe JJ can rate them out of 10?

LEDZ

 

[joe bob]

the mole problem can be fixed with a figur 4 triggered deadfall, the dead fall would be made with plywood nails and a heavy rock

if you dont know what im talkin about look it up

 

[Graham-DV8]

Originally posted by Ledz
Just got back in from the pub and JJ from K2 (John Jones..... a CIA name if ever I heard one) was telling us a few stories. Now remember JJ is the UKPSF official safety officer !! He recently found himself injured when he stuck his finger into a mole hole and was promptly bitten by the mole living there. The bite went straight through to the bone. JJ has also been the unfortunate victim of a hit and run attack...... well, to be honest it was a hit and move away at very low speed attack. When JJ was crossing the road when he was struck by a milk float. Now I’m not saying this thing was at any great speed but have you ever heard a milk float travelling up the road... it sounds like a herd of buffalo with bells attached around there necks. No silent attack coming from the milk float I feel!

JJ you are the man, you test ever safety issue to the max!

I’m sure you all have some funny safety issue stories to report! Maybe JJ can rate them out of 10?

LEDZ

lol

 

[Philip]

There was just something on the news about someone getting run down by a milk float

 

[duffistuta]

Marks out of 10

OK, a current member of the PGI editorial staff - let's call him Ant - was cutting open a box of gear that had come in for review with a rather large, rather sharp hunting knife.

He had the gear box cradled between his knees and wisely chose to cut up and towards himself.

Which would have been fine if he hadn't pressed a bit too hard, gone straight through the cord he was cutting and proceeded to stab himself in the face, missing his eyeball by about 2 cms.

Cue lots of blood and tears (of laughter, from the rest of us).

 

[Bolter]

hehehehe!! funny!!

 

[JoeTv]

Milk float hee hee

JoeTV

 

[TOOLE]

Marks out of 10

Originally posted by duffistuta
OK, a current member of the PGI editorial staff - let's call him Ant - was cutting open a box of gear that had come in for review with a rather large, rather sharp hunting knife.

He had the gear box cradled between his knees and wisely chose to cut up and towards himself.

Which would have been fine if he hadn't pressed a bit too hard, gone straight through the cord he was cutting and proceeded to stab himself in the face, missing his eyeball by about 2 cms.

Cue lots of blood and tears (of laughter, from the rest of us).

i don't know whether to laugh or cringe

ah hell, i'll do both

 

[Jon S]

Maybe the milkfloat was being driven by a dog?

 

[Silver Fox]

In my defence I was not sticking my finger down a mole hole.
I was trying to rescue the ungrateful little blighter from being trampled during a rounders match.

JJ

And milk floats don't make much noise compared with the ringing in your ears inflicted by a night at a rock club (it was one of those sleek milkfloats as well, you know the stealth ones)