I see your problem
not one to name drop but we have a lot of ladies and girls on site
including vouge they went home bruise free and played from 9-5.30 so not woosing out.
It dosen't help your cause her mates had a bad time.
Like i said sorry to sound booring you might need the right site
decent paint makes a huge diffrence It used to take me up to 5 weeks to get over my tourney bruises. That was one paticular brand of paint also the speed of the guns we all know about that one.
The way I see if you either give up gracefully or agrree that if she will give it a go you will try some thing of her choice even if she sugest she watches whilst you get your legs waxed simalar pain levels
With any luck she'll just want to go to a weepie movie or shopping