Illiteracy

[enid_puceflange]

Hmmm, how can i get out of that one?

Queens:-
A borough of Manhattan NY , United States of America
(occupants well knows for their slang of the english language)
Did i pull that off
LOL
Gary C

 

[KitsuneAndy]

Shouldn't 'oxford' have a capital 'O' as it's a name?

Anyway, I don't think God is a member of these forums so he's not likely to read this.

 

[Liz]

Gary C
(expecting a massive flaming for being a grumpy pr**k )

No, no flaming for grumpiness but loads of flaming for incorrect spelling & grammar in a post complaining about the same! Like a space before commas as well as (or instead of) after them

But on a non-pi$$-taking note, I totally agree with you; especially people who can spell a word correctly in one part of a post then don't in another, people who don't seem to know what capitalisation is (or their shift key is stuck) and people who can't remember what punctuation is. Classic "finger slip" is acceptable however, e.g. extra letters added due to two keys being hit at the same time, or two letters being reversed due to uber-fast typing.

 

[Dark Warrior]

God this just bugs the hell outta me!
I never went on to oxford to study the queens own english, and i even consider myself as a fluent flaunter of slang in casual conversation, but why the hell must people miss-spell the simplest of words and even end up gramatically incorrect, these forums are based on peoples ability to read and spell correctly , seeing as we dont verbally converse ,the spelling of our conversations are paramount to our understanding of what we are bloody saying / selling / moaning about rolleyes: )
Sorry, i just had to get that off my chest
(had a 5h1t day at work)
Ta
Gary C
(expecting a massive flaming for being a grumpy pr**k )

Grumpy pr**k na
You're getting flamed because your writing skills suck more than the people you're complaining about.
Your paragraph above contains spelling mistakes, gaps before comma, missing apostrophes, lowercase where there should be uppercase and not one full stop. That makes it one hell of a long sentence

 

[Mike Tolk.]

God this just bugs the hell outta me!
I never went on to oxford to study the queens own english, and i even consider myself as a fluent flaunter of slang in casual conversation, but why the hell must people miss-spell the simplest of words and even end up gramatically incorrect, these forums are based on peoples ability to read and spell correctly , seeing as we dont verbally converse ,the spelling of our conversations are paramount to our understanding of what we are bloody saying / selling / moaning about rolleyes: )
Sorry, i just had to get that off my chest
(had a 5h1t day at work)
Ta
Gary C
(expecting a massive flaming for being a grumpy pr**k )

Surry dodnot undersund a wordz of thut..,,,;;?

 

[Robin Hood]

Anyway, I don't think God is a member of these forums so he's not likely to read this.

Shhhh!! His forum alias begins with 'R' and ends in 'obbo', I'll let you fill in the blanks.

But he's omnipotent, omniscient and omnipresent. So watch out.

 

[Ralph]

Queens:-
A borough of Manhattan NY , United States of America

Missy Q has a realm in NY ?

 

[Ralph]

he's omnipotent, omniscient and omnipresent. So watch out.

And soon up for his omnibus......... pass

 

[Robin Hood]

And soon up for his omnibus......... pass

LMAO

You'd better hope he's omnibelevolent too or else he might omnify a can of whoop ass and open before long

 

[Ralph]

Surry dodnot undersund a wordz of thut..,,,;;?

Surry did ( liz'll and a few others get it )