how stupid is the paintballer these days

[kris]

hung himself standing on a block of ice

 

[chunk]

edited

after c-in kris's asnwer

 

[Mario]

arse ok

Every morning the farmer had eggs for breakfast. He owned no chickens and he never got eggs from anyone else's chickens. Where did he get the eggs?

or

Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

 

[Beaker]

Originally posted by Mario
arse ok

Every morning the farmer had eggs for breakfast. He owned no chickens and he never got eggs from anyone else's chickens. Where did he get the eggs?

Goose or duck eggs

or

Originally posted by Mario
Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

yesterday, today, tomorrow, saturday and sunday

 

[Bex]

come on then guys.
Can a man living north of the thames be buried in dover?

 

[Gogger]

Well he could be, but I doubt he would be very pleased about it as he is still living

 

[Bex]

well done gogger

Try this
Whats weightless,
Can be seen with the naked eye if you put it into a barrel,
and will make the barrel lighter?

 

[manike]

well done gogger

Originally posted by Spacehopper#1
Try this
Whats weightless,
Can be seen with the naked eye if you put it into a barrel,
and will make the barrel lighter?

A hole.

 

[Morter]

A father and son are in a car crash, the father is killed and the son is ruched to hospital for emergency surgery, the surgeon takes one look at the patient and says "oh god, thats my son"

how come?

 

[Bex]

Manike you're getting too good at this.

Name ten body parts that only have 3 letters in each word!