how stupid is the paintballer these days

[Robinator]

i'll get my coat....

well what can i say that had me stumped for longer than that...

ok what is pink and fluffy will turn corners is bigger than you think and its middle is its end?


Robin

 

[Jamie B]

window open, got shot, fell on electric window control, window goes up.

(or the door was unlocked)

 

[Mario]

ok what is pink and fluffy will turn corners is bigger than you think and its middle is its end?

ciaran.mooney. trust me that is the best description i have ever heard of him

 

[FAMINE]

ok whats brown and sticky?

 

[Gogger]

A stick

 

[chunk.Clan]

ok.......

here`s one for you.....
I left the pub yesterday and without the use of street lights or a torch I was able to find my car easily. Why?

Another......
A man enters a lift on the 10th floor and goes all the way to the ground floor. When he returns from work he only goes up to the 6th floor and then walks the final 4 floors, Why?

Answers on a postcard.

Chunk.

 

[chunk]

here`s one for you.....
I left the pub yesterday and without the use of street lights or a torch I was able to find my car easily. Why?


was it day time
Another......



A man enters a lift on the 10th floor and goes all the way to the ground floor. When he returns from work he only goes up to the 6th floor and then walks the final 4 floors, Why?

hes a midget i no this 1 is rite

 

[manike]

Originally posted by chunk
here`s one for you.....
I left the pub yesterday and without the use of street lights or a torch I was able to find my car easily. Why?

Because it was still day light. You piss head

 

[Mario]

ok a man goes into the desert following truck tracks. They lead him to a small building where the truck is parked outside. The man parks next to the truck, looks in the cab and then spots footsteps on the ground. He follows them into the building only to find a dead man hanging from the rafters of the building with a puddle underneath him. How did the man die? manike will get this one i reckon

 

[chunk.Clan]

Correct......

Chunk and manike you are both correct. He was a miget, in was day time and I am a piss head (otherwise known as a student.).
Chunk.