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Robbo

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OK here goes but don't say I didn't warn you !!!!!!!!!!!.

..............But before I let you see what this is all about, I better flesh out a few facts to put this all in some form of context.
Mark is the name of the guy in Ireland who breakwell allegedly sent the marker to ... We all know the marker didn't arrive and breakwell subsequently was getting himself into a lot of trouble and was facing some very real consequences.

I paid Mark the money he had sent breakwell and so the debt was now mine in that breakwell has to pay me the money ... if you look back a few posts you will see that breakwell has conceded to send me the money on the condition I send him some form of proof I sent Mark the money and also, Mark sens breakwell a statement to the effect he hasn't received the marker.
So far so good???
Well, you'd think so .....one thing though .... because the original user name of breakwell had been banned he elected to change his user name to uka123 so he could private message me.
I have received a couple of messages under this user name so it's not like I was gonna forget it in a hurry and now we come to what this is all about.

Mark from Ireland sends me the following message :-

Thought you might want to know about this
I've had someone send me a PM this morning that I thought you might be interested in

Originally Posted by uka123
have you got a adress dude, i work in the police force, and will look into seeing if this "breakwell" has actually sent you the marker, through royal mail ?



Do you know who this guy is? Somehow I'm not entirely convinced he's a police officer

Thanks again,

Mark

I can't frikkin believe this idiot, I really can't ... now breakwell is in the police force ...and so this is now a real problem for breakwell because he is impersonating a police officer and is a custodial offence as far as I know ... Why the fuhk didn't he use another user name ?????
How can anybody sooo stupid get through life ????
These are questions that none of us can answer .... breakwell continues to dig deper holes in a despearet attempt to get out of the sh!t he now finds himself in but impersonating a police officer is a pretty stoopid thing to do at the best of times but to do it with a user name you've just created is just insane ...
 

Big_jim

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The suspense is killing me

*edit* I need to hit my refresh button a bit more often :D
 

Dusty

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Hehehe....

I actually have a friend, a very good friend in the police and I'll be chatting to him tonight anyway so I'll raise the question of impersonating a police officer and the kind of punishment it carries.

Suffice to say we have all the details we need on this twit, ie address and name along with the evidence of his activities that are obviously on p8ntballer.com databases should they be required.

Does anyone know how old he is? Just in case he's named after his father??
 

Robbo

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He's either 17 or 18 ..... let's hope he's 18 and has to do his time in a real nick as against youth custody ... he'll be someone's bitch on his first day mailny because a lot of the guys in nick ain't seen a real woman for a long time and this breakwell is a real c##t ....
 

Lovetone

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aaaahahahah thats amazing.

"hai dood I am wun of dem poleece innit gimme dat addy pal nd Ima gunna sort dat shizz!"

Im kinda thinking perhaps he cant even be credited with impersonating a Police Officer - to the best of my knowledge they would write in "proper" English.

Beggards belief it really does.

Keep this thread rolling! Its been worth £120 in entertainment value alone... (sorry to trivialise, for avoidance of doubt, this is just a joke).
 

Robbo

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Keep this thread rolling! Its been worth £120 in entertainment value alone...

Hahahaha ... class, pure class ..... that made me laugh ...... but hold on a minute here, it's my frikkin 120 quid that's enabling your entertainment :(

...but then again, you do make a fantastic point and yes, it has been worth every single penny :)