His laptop only broke in the past day or so but anyway Joe you haven't known him for aslong as some of us you don't know what his atchully like
As has already been said, it matters not. There are any amount of ways to get online these days, f*ck sake my local shopping centre has a free internet stand right outside the f*cking post office ironically enough.
Lets make one thing clear, when a sale takes place it is 100% the responsibility of the seller until the package is received. The seller is the one who chooses the method of shipping and takes out a contract with either the post office or a courier or a haulage firm. It's pretty clear this was never shipped in the first place, there's been no tracking number provided, there's been no claim submitted for the missing parcel with Royal Mail.
If this dipsh*t breakwell had bought something from Mark D and it hadn't turned up can you guess how it would be going now? He'd be screaming rape and blue murder and probably trying to screw for compensation for distress caused within 7 days of the sale.
it's not difficult to take someones money apparently, however it does appear to be too much hassle to get your arse to the post office within 24 hours or so and process a parcel. If you're happy to take someone's hard earned money then be prepared to follow it up with a reasonable shipping speed, reasonable care and attention otherwise you will be followed up, tracked down and as has been made clear, we will collectively gang f*ck you in terms of playing ball anywhere in the UK or Ireland.
Here endeth the lesson.
Oh yeah, breakwell, word from the wise - Give Robbo the money you owe him, borrow it from your parents or associates if you have to because the alternative will be a whole lot less fun.
