Gorgeous quotes! Post 'em up.

[swave_gav]

.....

camp as a row of scenario ballers in pink tents..

 

[whupass]

my first day marshalling in my new job
there was a school group of girls and they were called into the gunrack and i grabbed all my stuff and as i went through the staff door a girl asked me
"Can i have more balls?" as she grabbed her crotch.....



long pause of me looking up and down...




me "what?"
"some paint"
"ohhhhh" as it dawned on me, "you see you were gripping you crotch..."
"oh no, that's where i keep my money"

there was quite a bit of laughing.

 

[Sabot]

Talkin to Ahdinko on msn and then suddenly he came out with

Steve says:
and its pissing me around

Steve says:
cant get it out lol

Steve says:
there we go

Steve says:
might see that in the gorgeous quotes bit lol

Steve says:
just playing about now

 

[JoeJr]

I think the question should be - Can any girls play our sport?





<~~~~~begins to practice ducking....

.

 

[Dark Warrior]

Actual quote from a support call yesterday

Not receivinig Internal Emails
Expecting emails from xxxxxxx xxxxxxxxx
Please advice
Customer is Deaf therefore please send reply by email

 

[Cook$]

no...i voted for you because i think you are a cock!!

Excellent.

 

[no guts no glory]

Originally posted by CAMDENELECTRIC
I will buy one off of you for £200.....
as long as i can refund it if i don't like it.
James

this made me giggle

 

[RainbowShooter]

Proto, for some reason, my PS3 internet browser can't show the T or the R in your name, so your name shows up as "POO".

Classic from cooksy

 

[Cook$]

I swear upon my soul that's true......

 

[Sabot]

I swear upon my soul that's true......

HAHA

Seriously