Gorgeous quotes! Post 'em up.

[cookie_834]

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
- Jimmy Demaret

google quote of the day....rumbled dark

"Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying"
Fran Lebowitz

 

[Dskize]

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Blink 182 ,Linkin park and Sum 41 are quite possibly the biggest piles of acne flavored teen angst inducing "haven't done my homework and cant get laid" pieces of pussy pseudo skater copycat rock ****!ng ****e I have ever had the misfortune to have to listen too during the time it's taken me to turn off the radio...

 

[mikey601]

I hate to agree with Mikey. But I just have to...

 

[TinFish]

Nice. I have just sent your post to the BBC. I think everyone should know.

in reply too:

Starting balling again either June or July

Missed it too much

 

[Lump]

As a baller, surely you should be more interested in what colour they come in?

 

[HUSH HUSH]

''I've been paintballing and being hit by one of those pellets is like being punched"

bo11ox

Funny

 

[Mort]

We'd like to thank our sponsors, Tesco. They did us a team sponsorship package on our crisps, coz we got the really big multi pack and it worked out cheaper. Monster munch FTW!

Tickled me anyway...

 

[TheGurkha]

wouldnt his post be in ur sales thread?

Not if he didn't post there.

 

[JoeJr]

says u rob id rather have pencils that ur bird

lol

 

[JoeJr]

No one cares what you think. Be gone, back to your street corner buming fags of people going in and out the off-licence.

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