ghetto baller

[bear]

I hear alot of controversy over baggy ballers, wid their saggy pants and xxxxl tops, controversy over tha idea that balls may not burst on tha parashute pants or whatever...... Now now now, where exactly do we draw tha line, i mean i know there be rules against too many layers, but how can a judge decipher over tha 'ghetto baller' or tha dude that is tryin to up his chances of 'bouncers' I for one dont wanna look like some spandex clad robin hood merry man, or no damn spiderman wid his grandads blue nylons on. It just aint cricket man

I heard some crazy **** that marshals would use tape to cling baggy ballin' fatigues to yer legs if they thought they were too baggy

so wadda ya think?.... you a 'ghetto baller' or do ya appreciate the tight feel of nylon

 

[joe bob]

I dont like really baggy pants or shirts (xept for my roller hockey stuff) usually i just wear bluejeans

 

[stongle]

Word!!!!!

Personally I think that all ballers should be dressed in Ghetto Fabulous. I'm all for having a door / netting bitch to screen all ballers onto the field.

"Nasty Nasty Nasty Nasty, Ohhhh, Sweety, those Renegade pads worn outside of your pants is just plain nasty. Sooooo last year. Absolutely not, nicht, non, nada no way, not on my field, eck, and who did your hair"

and

"Ahh Stongle darhling, you looking absolutely ghetto red-hot. Eeeeekkk!!!!! Are those the new Marharishi Sliders. Grrrrrrrowllllll. Oh and you accessorize so well, just look at the matching Louis Vuitton 6 pot pack and matching headband, tell me who is your styleeeeeeaast? Looking goood baaby, have an extra 10 points for looking lickerty lickerty splict, bling bling".

Along with the UKPSF there should be another baller association: B.A.C.A.S. (Ballers Against Camo And Spandex). Bringing style and Ho's to a field near you. Besides whoever got a bouncer of their Rolex?????? Mind you this is easy for some of us to say, I got more Ho's than Santa Claus anyway.

Thanks for the fashion advice Joe Bob, but tournament is usually a "Strictly No jeans or white trainers, Management Reserve the Right of Admission" affair, and besides I'm not sure if Jean's, Lumberjack shirts, GMC Truck caps and banjo's (ala Deliverance chic) will ever cut the mustard on the tourney circuit . Although we said that about asymmetric skirt hemlines and ahhh look at them now........

 

[evil sharks matt]

hahahahahahahahaa class mate

 

[acsik]

Im eagerly await the times when larnyards will be changed to pimp chains with ice on them and straightshots made from plat.

Podbitches wrapped in leather and 6 inch heels

Gold IR3s with ice ball detents..


Its time for the bling bling

 

[stongle]

Well I always find myself humming,

"Don't be fooled by the rocks on my cock(er),
I'm still Glenny from the Block"

You know we have this fair play award, but what Paintball really needs is a Pimpest Player award, the WDP Sponsered Pimpest Dope Fly Baller of the Year Award, awarded for services to Ho's and possibly paintball.....

 

[Mak D - Nexus Eclipse]

Originally posted by bear
I for one dont wanna look like some spandex clad robin hood merry man

Amen bro, me being the 'Ghetto Superstar' that I am, will be out there representin for the campaing against Robin Hood and his spandex boys

Bear, it was soooooooooo damm good man
For all those who aint in the kno, this guy was 2v1 in our last game and brought it to them big pimpin style and won the game which secured our division win

Bear ur the bomb bigchap

mak Dizzle

 

[one of the chicks]

well.....

I know that our girlies have had our tops taped as gillie is tiny and they said that the top was too big to play in....if they made tops that fit us all then y'know it mite be ok!

 

[L J]

well, Smart parts now do sell kiddies playing tops

 

[bear]

Yeah, bring tha ghetto out to paintball, like they did wid snowbording,.... i mean if u cant pimp some hotties on tha field how u gonna kick ass... and look good doin it..........

Only done it for ma boyz mak_d .... anytime anywhere

peace