Fall of the Roman Empire Scenario Game

[Phantom]

As newly appointed barbarian press officer i would like to say yes i am a nut case thats why i AM a barbarian.

Come on fellow barbarians join the horde and lets show these dress wearers how the horde does thing.



Martin the Hun

 

[klaus]

?????????

that's it join the losing side, go on, play two days for people who don't wash...haven't got a chance and should know they are conquered before even taking to the field

(by the way Martin does the sun shine in you little world?)

Hail Ceasar

 

[Phantom]

Of course we dont wash it helps with the camaflage.
Now you roman sisy's wash all the time but we can smell you a mile away with all that perfume you put on afterwards.
Any chance of you changing the perfume for the comming battle ?

Hail Bongo

 

[klaus]

Put your money where your mouth is!

even bongo doesn't want you...after speaking to him in the torture chamber..funnily enough he actually started crying....is this what you want to become, a snivelling wretch?

Bow before the strength and honour of rome, heathen scum!

Hail Ceasar

 

[Jabba]

Paintball UK Magazine are now a sponsor of the "Fall of the Roman Empire" Scenario Game

Dress pretty now , you could have your picture in mag

Later

Jabba

 

[outkast iain]

the more i read the more i want to be there if only to see uncle nick dressed in his sunday best.........

come on guys get behind this awsome event and sample some of deltas warped hospitality.....

 

[klaus]

now then...

come on down see skirts, and fur fly! Even bully is going to be there as the small province of Gaul!

Hail Ceasar

 

[Phantom]

Hail cross dresser.
Sorry it has taken so long to reply but we have been on a mission to recover our spy we planted for you to capture.
It wasnt really Bongo you had in your torture chamber but our spy Bonga.
After recovering him from your pityful town he has told us how he was howling with laugther at your primitive attempts at torture and didn't want rescuing as he was enjoying himself too much.

His mission was to discover what perfume you are all wearing at the moment. This information has all ready saved many barbarians lifes as we could smell your vanilla perfume from a mile away and helped us to lay many ambush's for your patrols.

Martin the Hun.
Barbarian press officer.
Barbarian spy master.

 

[klaus]

Bored now

Sorry m8 bored at your attempt at humour......... I'm just waiting till the next practice never mind the battle in June!


Gonna get ya!

 

[stormtrooper]

can u send me an info pack or details of cost / air availability etc i dont usually do rec events but this one sounds interesting & would like to find out more

Ah! just noticed your emial address... youve got mail!!