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e-whore

clean, play on!!!!
Jan 4, 2006
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Originally posted by stark
Dude your not Micro enough. I dont even use a hopper anymore I'm so goddamn accurate.

This one time at this big game once, I was like in the woods and this tourney dude walks past... I can tell hes so not leet by his Halo.

So I unscrew my barrel and load paint into it.... Then I go like "pfft" and tourney dude goes like "owww" then I go liek "BOOM HEADSHOT!"... Pure Ownage.
LMFAO :D :D i bet he wiped and said it was bunker spray ;) lol
 

Baca Loco

Ex-Fun Police
Of course our semi-literate new friend does have a point and no doubt it's one of the reasons some of you are so fast to express your superiority. Think hard and try to remember the last time you missed a shot on an exposed player even when shooting a rope at him. That didn't take long, did it? The reality is that while tourney players can and do have plenty of reasons to shoot lots of paint the core accuracy of most of y'all is downright pathetic and I don't hesitate to say that because I know it's true. And I know it's true because I see it all the time from pretty much everybody. And, no, I don't care if you can shoot a paintball out of the air lobbed in front of your face or if you can stand around and one ball a target whilst waiting for a game to start--I'm talking about accuracy when it matters, under pressure, in a game when fractions of a second may be all the time you have to get the job done right. Go home and practice.
 

Tom Allen

TFP
Jul 4, 2003
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Cardiff
Originally posted by stark
Dude your not Micro enough. I dont even use a hopper anymore I'm so goddamn accurate.

This one time at this big game once, I was like in the woods and this tourney dude walks past... I can tell hes so not leet by his Halo.

So I unscrew my barrel and load paint into it.... Then I go like "pfft" and tourney dude goes like "owww" then I go liek "BOOM HEADSHOT!"... Pure Ownage.
Is this a different world you're living in.......:confused:
 

SpAnKy1000

For hire....
Jun 9, 2005
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Are these guys having a giggly!

Have you acctually played tourney ball, the adrenaline rush! But seriously sitting down for 4 hours?! Umm.... sounds very fun :p :p :p And i deffinatly dont see how the ladies would love that? Enlighten me!

But you obviously dont understand the consept of fireing alot of paint so dont go talking sh*t if you dont know what you talking about! Soon there gona be saying a tippman is better than an ego! :D :p :D :p WOW! :D

Have a nice day, :D :D

Cheer's Spank's
 

Robeenio

Super Robeenio
Dec 4, 2002
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Staying warm on a sunday!
Originally posted by SpAnKy1000


But you obviously dont understand the consept of fireing alot of paint so dont go talking sh*t if you dont know what you talking about! Soon there gona be saying a tippman is better than an ego! :D :p :D WOW! :D

can you swim in a stream with your ego? ;)