Everyone must wear a....

[GoatBoy]

Interestingly enough, I seem quite unique in the fact that I wear very tight hot pants when playing and paint a huge target on the groin area....... with a peewee like mine, swelling from a nads hit is my only hope of having a love missile approaching a normal size....*sigh*

It's got so bad that my bird's threatening to whip out my eclipse and start hosing the happy sacks herself unless I get it sorted!

 

[Al Woods]

Diggie

'Sup son, yours be made o' styrofoam man so you don't need no cuppage bra' BAAAMM!!

I had one, chaffed some so slung the lil'...ahem HUGE thing (hehe).

Ride with the wind kids, you'll feel freeee like a bird in spring....until you get capped on the sac then it's game over, just run quicker that's all I can say.

One of our guys has some of them padded shorts under neath which seem pretty sweet, bit tight but sweet all the same.

Alternatively just play with a boner, that way you feel noooo pain BUT you won't get no bouncers.

 

[GoatBoy]

Diggie

Originally posted by Al Woods

Alternatively just play with a boner, that way you feel noooo pain BUT you won't get no bouncers. [/B]

I suppose storming in for a mugging sporting a huge stiffy would definately have an adverse affect on the opposition morale and concentration....... you could have something here Al, although I'm not entirely sure how this move could be practised without getting kicked off the team?

 

[guppy]

THE ULTIMATE SOLUTION!!

As a female 'baller i dont need to worry about this one (we've covered the 'boob' question in an earlier thread)...but a suggestion...(You really need to trust your backplayers for this one..) Put side mirrors on your goggle system, rest marker over your left shoulder and run backwards into your bunker....!

 

[RePete]

LOL...This has gone all over the place. s'all good.

To change tack slightly. How main wear kneepads? Went I started playing I used to wear sk8ing kneepads. Now we obviously don't want that any more. Then I started wearing Renegades over the top of my pants. I finally got round to investing in some new trousers (It's hard to find good ones here and getting a pair of JT pants to NZ makes them a bit pricey) and I've started wearing my pads under my pants. Finally the freedom of movement I've been wanting. It was so much more comfy. The only problem was the chaffing around the knees. I was thinking about a pair of spandex (SP?) leggings (Don't even go anywhere with this. I can just imagine). I hoped this would also help with gravel rash/grass burn around the rump. Again, JT sliders look cool, but the price...

 

[Richard Kirke (DUPS Rocket) UK]

Thinking "Out of the box"

I never bothered with one until... Well this came up on a Discusion group, and somebody posted this website link, it had pictures close up pictures of a guy`s meat and two vedge two days after a direct hit, he says that he's gutted that the really nasty pictures didn't come out, coz the swelling had gone down by the time he'd taken the second lot.

Suffice to say that they were nasty, and I didn't want that to hapen to me, I wear a box.

The "reduced swelling" was still VERY NASTY

Richard

 

[Diggie]

Diggie

Originally posted by Al Woods
'Sup son, yours be made o' styrofoam man so you don't need no cuppage bra' BAAAMM!!

Yup, but having styrofoam balls sucks when sliding. They chafe so easily. By the end of the day all I have left is two foam particles.

Wh00000p whuuuut BAAAAAMMM weep weep nanoo nanoo BLING.

 

[Richard Kirke (DUPS Rocket) UK]

Lets All think about that for a wile



I wear Kneepads as well, I do that mostly so its comfy when kneeling, but hey.

I aslo wear: Hat, rigid face-mask, neck pad and gloves

I'm not good with pain

Richard

 

[Mark]

Knee pads underneath your pants works but to avoid the chafing from the velcro strapping I use Trace pads (spandex backs) a bitch to get off at the end of the day but then at least all is not sore on my legs. On the arms the new DYE elbow and forearm pads, they are spandex and I look like one of the Hardy Boys but they work and don't slip. As for the box question...ummm been hit there and it hurt like hell went and bought a box, got friction burns like nothing on earth, now just wear boxer shorts Calvin Klien stylee to keep it all from flapping about and JT pants for freedom of movement seems to work.

 

[Billteamdirt]

i just wear baggy clothes with a couple of layers underneath to provide that extra bit of protection....when i Reff i wear a towel over the front of the "area"