Oi, these aren't mailed out of my bedroom you know. pgi Jan issue is on sale on the correct day and was dispatched from the subs house on the correct day. Unfortunately we can't do buggering anything about Christmas and the Post Office, believe me, I would if I could.
Now, Mr Imp, let's talk seriously about this land you've got.
Cro, email me and I'll find out why you haven't had a reply when I get back to work (although I would imagine it's cos they've had a million emails from a million different mags asking why their subs haven't turned up over the Christmas period).