CHAVS! 9Pm Sky One 2Night!!

[Skeet]

Originally posted by Mario
its all about the fights

Well...I've never been much of a fighter...tended to avoid it where possible...but I used to love it when a group of Trendies/Chavs or other *******s, approached me for the purpose of grief giving...if talking didnt work...I would just either punch teh nearest Biggest one, right in teh throat, to drop him like a sack of poo..which kinda makes teh others think "Ermmm...bugger!"...or, grab the smallest, weediest one...and beat the crap out of him, whole telling them to go forth, or I will REALLY HURT HIM!!

I'm all for a fair fight, but....if there is 6 of them and one of you, its not a fair fight..and having the mental capacity to understand, that those odds are when things can go seriously wrong...I tended, to give it everything, if avoidance had failed.

 

[sie2050]

best thing ive tried if a chav ever shouts at you tell him get a proper burberry cap or go kiss my ass the kid shut up instantaneously and walked off to a bunch of mates which started shouted racial abuse so i went round the corner and got my mates......................................walk back round the corner and 3 seconds later where have the chavs gone ohh their running down the road tripping over themsleves whooooooops one falls over ohh well, ohh poor chav being beaten up by a little kid who is a 2 ft tall spongebob square pants with 3 cm fists.

shows how "hard" chavs are aint it.

 

[Skyhawk]

Best way to get a chav to shut up...give them a fag laced with cyanide.



Skyhawk

 

[sie2050]

lmfao
hahahahahaha harsh but true that would shut them up for quite some time hahahahaa

 

[L J]

Originally posted by Skeetmaster
I would just either punch teh nearest Biggest one, right in teh throat, to drop him like a sack of poo.

im all for hating chavs, but punching in the windpipe is a little harsh as it can quite easily cause death...





hey what am i talking about, do it

 

[Skeet]

Originally posted by L J
im all for hating chavs, but punching in the windpipe is a little harsh as it can quite easily cause death...





hey what am i talking about, do it

Actually...I tend to do it to one side, if im not trying to kill them, which is less dangerous...very effective tho...as is draging someone, by two fingers up there nose.

 

[Roulette]

dragging by the nose is that even possible, if so would hurt a damn lot

 

[Ant_101]

yeah, it's possible, two fingers , one up each nostril, push up and back

hurts like a very bad thing, due to the nose having the second densest concentration on nerve endings in the body

for extra cruelty, twist whilst pushing




(says the guy who hasn't been in a fight since school)

 

[Mr. Suicide]

lol, you got this figured out havent you!

Luke.

 

[kyle1000uk]

yeh u guys are in the know when it comes to beatings. this has turned into "how to beat chavs effectively"