CHAVS! 9Pm Sky One 2Night!!

[Tinks]

I would like my own mini pet Chav, and i would love it and hug it and it shall be called.... Chardonnay

you could like, have a mini house for it and somewhere for it to hang out... and slowly expand to create a Chav City... with like, blocks of flats and an Argos... and stuff

 

[Skeet]

Originally posted by Tinks
I would like my own mini pet Chav, and i would love it and hug it and it shall be called.... Chardonnay

you could like, have a mini house for it and somewhere for it to hang out... and slowly expand to create a Chav City... with like, blocks of flats and an Argos... and stuff

And a half price Jewellery store, that specialises in inch thick "gold" chains, and horseshoe, and Clowns...least we forget, the Clowns...and satelite dish earings...and Soveriegn rings etc.

 

[Kieran]

Originally posted by Tinks
I would like my own mini pet Chav, and i would love it and hug it and it shall be called.... Chardonnay

Only a true chav could even think of an idea like that.

 

[L J]

 

[kyle1000uk]

Yeh but the flat has got to be really filthy! and be growing mould.

heres one for you:

whats the difference between a chav and a coconut.

one is thick and hairy and the other is a coconut!!

 

[L J]

Originally posted by kyle1000uk
Yeh but the flat has got to be really filthy! and be growing mould.

heres one for you:

whats the difference between a chav and a coconut.

one is thick and hairy and the other is a coconut!!

sadly most chavs are so undeveloped they dont have much of any extra hair, most of the ones i know dont have facial hair


what do you call a chav in a box.

Innit.


what do you call a chav in a locked box.

Safe.

 

[Mr. Suicide]

lmao, dude those are wicked jokes, all cred goes to you if i use em

Luke.

EDIT: What you call a chav in a freezer?!



SOLID!

 

[L J]

What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.

What do you call a chav waiting in a bus shelter?
At a party.

What do you call a 12 year old chav girl?
Pregnant.

What do you call a chav in a skatepark?
Lost.

What do you say to a chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand.

What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter.

What do you say to a chav with a job?
Can I have a Big Mac please?

What do you call a chav in a fridge?
Chillin'

 

[kyle1000uk]

how does a chav turn out the light after sex?
closes the car door

what do you call a chav on fire??
blazin

what do chavs have in common with turtles?
when they are on their backs theyre faaaacked!


the list goes on. thats a fair point about chavs. do they ever leave puberty??

 

[L J]

Originally posted by kyle1000uk

the list goes on. thats a fair point about chavs. do they ever leave puberty??

no, hence their ever increasing places of having sex/doing other things in public places with kids etc around