Party Time
Well everybodies welcome on the:
"Severe Monkey Love 2003 Ladies of Horizontal Refreshment and Den of Inequity Tour".
This tour will leave nightly and take in the following sites and Locations:
The Axe (wound), in Shoreditch (City Location)
Browns, in Shoreditch (City Location)
followed by either Metropolis (Bethnal Green) or Spearmint Rhino.
Festivities will continue on the Saturday night in Zens & The Library in Dartford (approx 25 mins from Crystal Palace). Here ballers can partake in such events as O.B.G Roulette (Oldie But Goody Roulette) and The 1 a.m. Grab a Granny Dash (strictly over 25's in the Library) or the Jailbait Challenge (under 25's) in Zen's.
Tickets for these events are free, although ballers are requested to bring a bag of 50 pence pieces for both Thursday and Friday night. And also that Smart Casual Dress (strictly no trainers), is essential on Saturday.
Winners of the "OBG Roulette" and "1 a.m. Grab a Granny Dash", are reminded that Sunday Club starts at 9 a.m. and Lorry Driver husbands arrive home at approximately this time also. Winners of both events are also entitled to a years free membership at the G.U.M. Clinic of their choice courtesy of the National Health Service.