Nice angle Liz, and probably a good call for el Twatty. I suppose a woman can spot these things.
As a matter of interest. Who else on here is an 'obvious virgin', and would you mind making your own thread revealing 'Virgins on P8ntballer'?
It would be more interesting that ramping, thats for damn sure!
I would like to start you off by suggesting that you take a look at the Loco. While he's not a teenager, and doesn't talk about girls (at all), and has a son, he does also have a lot of attitude, and therefore maybe should be considered.
Research shows that if men go a very long time without sex they can 're-virginate'. They also get 'ancey', which is another Loco trait for sure...
Just an idea, I am sure you have your own candidates!