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Best & Funniest Moment In Paintball

phoenix pete

paintballing karteka
Jan 12, 2008
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this one easy. when we were marshalling a game and there was one realy whiney kid who wouldnet shut up (so got shot by mates who wined even more etc etc) so we got him to do a fireing range to shut him up, well actually to shoot him but hey.

and on the final 'use ur paint up' game me and the other marshal took balls out in our pokets. was great fun to shoot the unsurspecting punters and turn around when they did and pretend there was someone behind them "its not me i havent got a hopper, its a spare marker"
 

PEBBLE

Toot de la fruit!
Nov 8, 2004
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When Pebble had his shorts pulled down when we were up on the podium in Toulouse. I dont think i've seen something as funny, and as embarrassing for one person ever!


cnuts!

the worst thing is i cudnt picked a worse day to go comando,

then i dropped my wallet and bent over to pick it up and like a few more thousand camera flashes went off

revenge wil be all mine on Dicky
 

Devrij

Sex-terrorist
Dec 3, 2007
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Bristol
Another one was james from uwe running into the snake his pants feel down and he got shot in his crack through being mugged..... the ref called him out although refused to check for a break :p
That was hilarious! I wish we had that on camera. At our last training session 4 of us lit up our captain's ass when he leaned up against the netting (from the safe zone side), it made me smile. I mean, how often do you get to see the look on someone's face when you put your balls in their ass?
 

The Evans 11

Active Member
Aug 15, 2007
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Exmouth, Devon
the funniest thing that ive seen so far this year was when, my brother accidently shot one of the marshalls in the groinal region. He was making a tape run at the time and was shooting across the field just as the marshall went to check for a hit. Unfortunately the marshall took one straight to the nuts and went down onto his knees holding them. Looked painful i must admit:D
 

PortoX

DCF Footsoldier.
Apr 18, 2006
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Ashbourne (Derbyshire)
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Getting so drunk I couldn't feel my limbs at the big game and khanzo having to walk me 'home'.

Cook$' shouting game on at Welsh Open whilst we were watching a field go into ten seconds.

Getting shot in the nads in the staging area at the three man.

Being shot in the face at the masters and catching the whole ball in my mouth so i had to spit it out.

Diggie snoring in Paris and Fatkids commentary.

Getting revenge on people.
 

badmanben71

New Member
Sep 14, 2003
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one of the funniest things i remember was whilst i was playing for tigers am a good few years ago whilst playing at a tourney in dartford,

we were playing a team called monkey love, who "pink" played for, and as he was leaving them to play for tigers, they wanted to give him a send off,,,, well it was arranged that on the break out "pink" would take the snake and every player on both teams would shoot him, this was agreed with the marshalls before hand, obviously pink was totally unaware lol

so on the break as planned pink dives into the snake followed by 13 players shooting him from close range,

i found it funny at least
 

slattzy

Winners Never Quit.
Dec 26, 2007
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London
Once i was running into the stand up can and whilst doing this i dived and face planted the ground, my hopper fell of and as i stood to shoot my trousers fell down i fort that was quite funny:D
 

ghost 101

Manchester Firm
Jun 11, 2008
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I was marshalling a rental game at a local site and some kid ran into this camo bunker, but on his way in he clothes lined himself on the camo netting!!!! LMAO
 

PortoX

DCF Footsoldier.
Apr 18, 2006
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Ashbourne (Derbyshire)
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Forgot to mention my best moment in paintball has to be winning a 3 on 1 at Campaign 07 playing m5.

Also any playing time I got with my Boys in V-unit.

Now any time I get with the firm lads always seems fun.