Best & Funniest Moment In Paintball

[Jedi 57]

Funniest momment for me was in paris last year when a team mate of mine moved into teabag one and his trousers fell down

 

[Seany]

when i got shot this one time, srsly!!!

 

[purepaintballer]

we were training at surrey paintball
and there was this fat kid called tom that sucked and we were ripping him all day then he was like what can i do to get your guys respect and it just so happened there were airsofters playing in the wood so we said go shoot an airsofter so off he goes if toddling into the woods about 5 seconds later a paintball shot....
10seconds later you see tom and a random airsofter runnign after tom shooting the crap out of tom with his airsoft gun and threatening to beat the crap out of him.
kinda of a "you had to be there" but still pretty funny.


next one always after a nice days training we play a game for trust ben
and its to get a can on a part of your body and trust ben to shoot it off and yep ben is 6foot 7 inches and has bad aiming
so one time i got challanged ot trust ben to shoot a cna of seven up of my bum
and guess what he does pops me once in each *** cheek
how kind of him.
lol good times.

 

[Bolter]

There was this one time.... at band camp....

 

[purepaintballer]

lol bolter what movies that the girl off the buffy the vampire slayer says it called willow

 

[Dskize]

American pie...and she's rather cruel to cats apparently.

 

[purepaintballer]

:O cats are nice what they ever do to her.
also there was the guy once and we had a bet who was better and he was so determined hed win so we put a stake on it people bet 5 pounds and stuff and the stake was a shot to the bare bum from 3meteres away i won
he got the shot

 

[Cook$]

Eeee, good times, eh?

 

[spreadz07]

Surely this thread is a p1ss take???
Cant believe people are actually posting stuff that aint funny in the slightest
Nige
Ps. Apart from Bolter as I was thinking the very same

 

[Curly]

we were training at surrey paintball
and there was this fat kid called tom that sucked and we were ripping him all day then he was like what can i do to get your guys respect and it just so happened there were airsofters playing in the wood so we said go shoot an airsofter so off he goes if toddling into the woods about 5 seconds later a paintball shot....
10seconds later you see tom and a random airsofter runnign after tom shooting the crap out of tom with his airsoft gun and threatening to beat the crap out of him.
kinda of a "you had to be there" but still pretty funny.


next one always after a nice days training we play a game for trust ben
and its to get a can on a part of your body and trust ben to shoot it off and yep ben is 6foot 7 inches and has bad aiming
so one time i got challanged ot trust ben to shoot a cna of seven up of my bum
and guess what he does pops me once in each *** cheek
how kind of him.
lol good times.

good times