best come backs

[ally]

Well there you haave it? Part from the origional YOUR MUM.

 

[Mikey D]

well I may be *--------*(insert whatever they called you ie. fat) but your ugly, and i can always *-------*(insert whatever ie change/get thin) you get me?

 

[Philip]

My comebacks are never the same, if you have to think about it then you are obviously not up to being the winner

I love being quick!

 

[le-pig]

t@sser works well

 

[Mario]

mine are all based around Your mum but to risque (<--french ) for the forums

 

[Morter]

its taken off "The Defination of the word f*ck"

"Why dont you go outside and play hide and go f*ck yourself..."

 

[Flash-Bugout]

Everyone has something to contribute to this situation...




...but from now on, I think your contribution should be silence!

 

[nandakjohwah]

i prefer sticking to yo mama jokes

yo mama's so dumb, it took her an hour to make minute rice.

yo mama's so fat, someone told her it was chilly outside so she ran out with a bowl.

yo mama's teeth are so yellow, i can't believe it's not butter.

yo mama's so ugly, she couldnt even get a date on her tombstone.

yo mama's so hairy, she looks like she's got don king in a head lock.

enjoy


oh yeah, i also like saying... YOU'RE A WASTE OF SPERM

can't beat that

 

[Gurney]

If we are on the whole "Yo mama...." thing,

Yo Mama so old, she used to drive chariots to high school
Yo Mama so fat, she fell over cut herself and gravy poured out
Yo Mama so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked "Whacha doing???", she said "Moving"
Yo Mama so old, she went on friends reunited and Moses asked if she wanted to meet up (kudos to TB)

Or as agreed with Ro0, the best come back is "Shut up stupid!!!"

 

[joe bob]

I like the finger or "go screw yourself