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ghost dog

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WAHT THE HELL!

If 30 people started to drive 1 mile out of their way to not buy petrol from one of the fore mentioned, and so did 300 of their friends and so on and so on. Did you realise that in eight days those people would have drove 3 million extra miles causing chaos and BUYING 3 MILLION MILES MORE PETROL AND ALL THE PETROL IN THE UK COMES FROM THE SAME FEW SUPPLIERS AND OH MY GOD...they would have bought more petrol to cover the extra mileage hence giving more money to the corporate bee-hatches!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!:eek:

YOU NEED TO RE-THINK!!!!!!!!
 

stongle

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Ahhh,

Petrol. It costs me more to drive to training than it costs me to play for two days. Ok, so I can only put high octane 98ron in me motor, but it is ludicrous how much we get raped for tax.

Unfortunately the need to get anywhere (and I need to get there fast), precludes me from taking part in any petrol demonstrations. Or supporting the proletariat in their struggle against the meany capitalist dog oil companies / govt / whatever (I think you just like a whinge really).

I'll tell you what really ticks me off though, why do they have to put the Super Unleaded (98ron) on the same pumps as normal and diesel? There's always a sodding queue, and I don't want to catch fleas or anything. ;)
 

ghost dog

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YESSSS!

The thing is me and baco we gonna go to esso! and i am gonna walk in with my silk slippers on and my robe;) !!!

Then i am gonna walk upto the girl behind the counter and put on some barry white...you know how it is!

and while i seduce this old lady, by running my fingers through her silver hair, and touching her name badge, and saying "Barbara, do you like chocolate?"

Loco will be rigging the place with C4..yeah that's right C4!

and then we'll run...Real fast! and all that will be left after the BOOM, BOOM will be some dentures and a name badge...YEAHH!

Fo shizzle!!!!!
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QuackingPlums

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Originally posted by stongle
I'll tell you what really ticks me off though, why do they have to put the Super Unleaded (98ron) on the same pumps as normal and diesel? There's always a sodding queue, and I don't want to catch fleas or anything. ;)
Yes! I'm glad I'm not the only one who gets annoyed at that! I reckon since I'm paying so much more I should get my own pump, with nice carpet for the car and massage girls for me whilst I fill up... (arf!)
 

stongle

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Originally posted by QuackingPlums
Yes! I'm glad I'm not the only one who gets annoyed at that! I reckon since I'm paying so much more I should get my own pump, with nice carpet for the car and massage girls for me whilst I fill up... (arf!)
And my own motorway lane as well. One where you can't do under ummmm.............. a lot.
 

tatley

Portsmouth Uni
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Originally posted by ghost dog
The thing is me and baco we gonna go to esso! and i am gonna walk in with my silk slippers on and my robe;) !!!

Then i am gonna walk upto the girl behind the counter and put on some barry white...you know how it is!

and while i seduce this old lady, by running my fingers through her silver hair, and touching her name badge, and saying "Barbara, do you like chocolate?"

Loco will be rigging the place with C4..yeah that's right C4!

and then we'll run...Real fast! and all that will be left after the BOOM, BOOM will be some dentures and a name badge...YEAHH!

Fo shizzle!!!!!
:eek:
LOL.

This isnt my idea just spreading the word.