let's think about this, although I agree with Rancid about let's have just one "Great White Hope" for Paintball, we could all still apply though.
My thinking is thus, now this is Sport Idol, yep, so they must be having a "Hilarious" public filmed audition process. Peoples such as Rancid and all other ballers could turn-up to be auditioned (since we'll all wearing masks, they won't be able to guess our age). When they finally suss that some of us are too old, we could publically blubber on camera.
Also with Rancid then bayonetting the Sup-Air barricades and any small children every where we could have a new entertainment phoenominon (spelling-sorry). This would be in the smae vein as what Pop Idol did for the Cheeky Girls!
hmmm, too many drugs, I like the first idea best. One seriously good player, with all the skills should be put forward. It might stand out against the Bazillion footballers and gazzilion tennis players out there......