Originally posted by TJ Lambini
Right, so I heard that that marine who got captured already has a film optioned on her time in tha Gulf and that she’s being played by Sarah Michelle Lambini, sorry, Gellar, so I thought with my Hollywood connections I should get in on tha action. Whaddya you guys think of my idea…
Taxis of Evil
Basically, our hero Ulysses Unex (Dubyou, for short) and his wisecracking bud Rony Bear run a taxi firm, but their business is threatened by these other 3 companies who run muscle cars which may or may not have nuclear-powered engines and nitrous systems and other bad ****. These are tha Taxis of Evil.
So Dubyou decides to take em out and goes on a badass rampage, culminating in him doing a mad crazy car chase with tha first dude…bizarrely, tha bad mofo doesn’t use his box of illegal tricks for some reason so Dubyou blows his weak ass **** straight to hell.
Tha film ends with Dubyou an’ Rony staring into tha sunset, towards Taxi Company No. 2...just primed for tha sequel.
Cool or what?