10 Reasons to Date a Paintballer
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I would like to see that one!
but which 10 reasons would you pick, there are so many!
(and not just for the guys, but the gals too.cos paintballers are paintballers , all as bad as each other)
Yes, that was me sitting on the fence!
but which 10 reasons would you pick, there are so many!
(and not just for the guys, but the gals too.cos paintballers are paintballers , all as bad as each other)
Yes, that was me sitting on the fence!
having dated a paintballer (dated being the operative word) there is a crap load of reasons but I would have to say that reason numbers 1 and two would be:
#1 chronic lying : "I was the last man standing, I could hear the thunder in the clouds as the paintball Gods suddenly bequeathed me with the all mighty power of speed and agility and I set forth and caned 3 men on the opposing all the while posing for the cameras"
"Honey I swear your the only one for me"
#2 Overcompensation combined with no hang time: Huge Barrel on the gun, small barrel in the dye pants culminated by the 7 not so wonderful minutes of play!
#1 chronic lying : "I was the last man standing, I could hear the thunder in the clouds as the paintball Gods suddenly bequeathed me with the all mighty power of speed and agility and I set forth and caned 3 men on the opposing all the while posing for the cameras"
"Honey I swear your the only one for me"
#2 Overcompensation combined with no hang time: Huge Barrel on the gun, small barrel in the dye pants culminated by the 7 not so wonderful minutes of play!
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