10 Reasons to Date a Paintballer
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Alright ladies (real and otherwise) find a chat room where you can giggle to your heart's content. As I'm having trouble keeping breakfast down y'all are done unless you can make a silk purse outta this sow's ear.
just wanted to tell you, you are boringOriginally posted by SWEET N SOUR
1. We like to get Down & Dirty (but we have to clean it off for you!)
your own fault...
2. We can shoot as many as 100 rounds w/o getting tired (so can army machine gunners, luv a man in uniform more than a paintballer!)
army guys will kill, we wont, you love guys with blood on their hands?scary, scary...
3. We always wear protection (cos ur too scared of the pain otherwise)
you say below youre not into violence and tell us we are scared of pain?
4. Our barrels are atleast 10 inches long (what is it they say about men and big cars, I think its the same with the big barrels!)
in barrel-terms 10" is NOT big...
5. We always use lube (but usually in the wrong place!)
that depends on someones likes and dislikes...
6. We love to shoot the sweetspot (but it takes you ages to find it!)
only talk bout men YOU know*LOL*
7. We are good with our fingers (as above)
as above
8. We never shoot blanks (no you shoot paint, your not in the army remember, back answer to no. 2)
back to answer 2 again
9. We are rich (but you only spend the money on yourselves, not us!)
cos we use to work hard for it(me does)
10. We love getting aggresive (not every woman wants an aggressive man, not into violence personally!)
mine likes a spanking sometimes
Sorry just felt like saying all that, I'm bored.
what u on aboutOriginally posted by morbidangel
haha...crazy men...simple....but oh so crazy...
hee hee...im afraid most of those training courses dont apply to moi over here
how can the score be men 1 women 0? you still havnt come up with a comeback for sweet n sour?
, men are always right
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