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Missy-Q

300lb of Chocolate Love
Jul 31, 2007
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beating the crap out of your Mrs at Christmas is a dumb idea because:

1. She won't buy you a gift.
2. You will have to buy her an extra special gift, as an apology.
3. You may have to go round her parents house on boxing day.
4. Emergency rooms are a nightmare over the holidays.
 

Cook$

Just the tip....
Jul 7, 2001
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Championsville
Get this. I was in the loft earlier looking for something, and I thought I may as well get the tree etc.. down, save having to go up again later.
I go downstairs and tell her "I've got the tree down, put it up if it's bugging you that much." She goes, "Awww, thanks, I'm off on Saturday I'll do it then."
 

arg1271

All the gear, no idea
Apr 6, 2006
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Mooching round the 50, with the flag
putting ours up tomorrow, after which one of the cats decides he's going to live under the tree and the other tries to climb it. Wasn't too bad when they were kittens but as one now weighs over 5Kgs he bends the branches....