got it, even dusted off the old album. don't want that fake geordie getting to #1.
Fake Geordie???? I don't get it? Sure his face looks like it's made out of latex and has dimples are modelled on Skeletor; but isn't South Shields Geordie land?
Anyway, if people really want to stick one in the eye of the X Factor, why not pick a 2 Live Crew track? "We Want Some Pussy" or "Hoochie Mama" spring to mind. Or to be really anarchic, why not buy Sinitta's "So Macho", sure she's in the Cowell stable, but we could do with a bit of exotic MILF goodness at this time of year (and much better than Joe Vibrator Face).