Brie????? ..... brie??????you've not tried one then Pete....It's the future.
Cranberry sauce and Stick Francaise ????????.... dude, you gotta be batting for the other side !!!
And no, I ain't ever tried one of them fancy, fallutin' gay food inventions such as you mention, I got too much to lose ... waaay tooo much to lose thankyou!
Wishful thinking ain't gonna get you nowhere on this site young man ....I have noticed you like a bit of 'brown' on your 'sausage' too..
[all written in a deep voice]