What's up with Mario & Piper??

[Piper]

Wow there is a lot of anger locked inside you and it seems you are showing your true colours on a public forum.......... You are definatley your mother's son!

I was never a women and you know that the documents where something your mum made up to hide her own dirty little secret! Did you know she also used to sell her body to rich business men and is also the star of some really dodgy films! In fact look up the name "Mrs hard cod" and you will surprised what she got up too in the years before she became a full women!!!! She/ he made a lot of money with it's dirty secret! Then blew the lot on the full surgery............ Look at her/his hands! Like shovels!

 

[Mario]

I've got the goddamn videotape of your operation. Don't deny it. You used it like Pam and Tommy did. For your own perverse pleasure. I know the dark places of your mind dad!!

The one glaring inconsistency of your entire story. How the F*ck did she give birth to me if she used to be a man?!

Mum had to do what mum had to do. She survived. She pleasured men to put me through school. You sir...you are an abomination!

 

[Piper]

Son I made mistakes your mum made mistakes, the biggest by not telling me she used to be a man......... Yes you are adopted!

Son if you actually read what I wrote then we may get somewhere to working through our issues!

 

[Kitty]

...... is concerned by the details being confronted here.
Anyone got Dr Phill on speed dial?

 

[Adamantium]

let them sort it kitty, marios repressed memories may come back, and he will see the similarity between his mum and dad, and then may remember the laboratory......

 

[Piper]

I know this has come as a shock to a lot of you but I am hoping and praying that my son and myself can rebuild the bridges and have a proper father son relationship.................. I live in hope!

 

[Kitty]

the laboratory......

Ahhh is that what they call it nowadays........

 

[Mario]

Son if you actually read what I wrote then we may get somewhere to working through our issues!

oh.

sh!t.

Mum?!...sh!t.

 

[Piper]

oh.

sh!t.

Mum?!...sh!t.

I know that is probably a shock, I know you look like your mum, right down to the beard and I am sorry to break it to you like this...................

 

[SamFlyZ]

I know that is probably a shock, I know you look like your mum, right down to the beard and I am sorry to break it to you like this...................

lololololol

Yes, this has to be an upcoming epsiode of Jermey Kyle LOL