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I don't know where to start............. Your mum and I had a difficult relationship, both of us made mistakes, me more than your mum for sure, she will always hold a special place in my heart and I will always love her, I just could not be with her, I made her unhappy!For a start, why the hell did you do that to my mother. Your lover. You B*stard. Why weren't you there? What were you so afraid of?
Hypocrite! You used to be a women. I've got the documents right here. The P.I. i hired found out all about your dirty little secret.Son I made mistakes your mum made mistakes, the biggest by not telling me she used to be a man......... Yes you are adopted!
Ads, I know your trying to help and I appreciate it but this is hard for me (and used to be hard for Mario's "mum") so less of the jokes.................
Talk to me son!