Chuck Norris/Paintball coolness

[Tincs]

and so he still has a bigger penis then you.

WHHHOO WHHHOOO


Oh look the pain train .. right on time too

cool...but then again i do not make it a habit to go round studying peoples knobs and dont intend to start

 

[Kem]

cool...but then again i do not make it a habit to go round studying peoples knobs and dont intend to start

me either

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

but facts are facts

<ninja edit >

****100th POST*******

 

[P41ntb4ll3r]

chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad..

 

[vmaxnick]

Some say, men with beards hide a weak chin. Chuck Norris's beard hides his spare fist!

 

[Rat]

Chuck Norris doesn't copy and Paste, the words jump from page to page.

 

[beeson]

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter.
Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

I know i copied and pasted but I think these are awesome

 

[Buddha 3]

 

[Ali]

Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire....
oh and this one....chuck norris wears a live rattle snake as a condom

 

[spangley_special]

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/celebrity-pictures-chuck-norris-does-not-know.jpg

 

[3L1TE hax]

chuck norris once beat a wall at tennis...