Sorry mate i know what your saying,but it aint on in a public forum like this.
You think its having a laugh, i disagree.
I think you should read this. Particularly article .97
http://www.parliament.the-stationery-office.com/pa/jt200405/jtselect/jtrights/88/8810.htm
You wouldnt by any chance be among a rare breed of intellectual "travellers" would you?