I'd ride into Hell for you mate....Cook$ bud,
If you,whilst on your journey through the central belt of Scotland (I'll travel to meet you anywhere up to 100 miles from Edinburgh) wear a T-shirt saying "Sponsored by The Clan" plus and very importantly,a P8ntballer 'Gorgeous Quote' of your choice plus let me buy you 1 pint in the nearest friendly boozer,I'll pledge £100 to be handed over in readies upon Photographic evidence of such an occasion ,IE me with a digicam.
Ill even pay for the T-shirt.