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except this....


Irish guy, italian guy and a Chinese guy start working for a builder.
The builder has a job to move a huge pile of sand.
The builder says:
to the italian guy - "You're in charge of shovelling"
to the Irish Guy - "You're in charge of sweeping"
to the chinese guy - "you're in charge of supplies"

..."and this pile of sand better be gone when I get back"

he comnes bacdk later, the pile is still there, and the irish and Italian guys are standing there.

"WTF - why is this sand still here?"

The Italian guy says "I know you asked me to shovela da sand, but you putta the chinese guy in charga the supplies, and he disappeared, I have not seen him since you left"
The Irish guy says, to be shere you put me in charge of sweeping so you did, but yer chinese laddie loeft and I havn't seen him since this morning so I havn't"

They all stand there looking around, and suddenly the chinese guy jumps out from the pile of sand, where he has laid buried all day, and shouts "SUPPLIES!!!"

THANKS AND GOODNIGHT.
 
Cook$

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Reminds me of a story that happened to yours truly. 'Bout 7 years back I was seeing this girl. I started to itch. I went to the doctors. He gave me some cream. I started getting spots, in places. I got scared. I went to the clinic. The clinic has a small waiting room, bout 20ft by 20ft, which is small, when there are about 40 pramfaced chavs filling it. Anyway, I wait my turn and get called. I go through the door and walk down the little corridor into the examination room. I hop on the bed, and get Little Cook out. The nurse takes a swab. I freak, it hurts and I don't like it. She says "Now this one might hurt a bit" and rams a dental pick down my Hog's eye. I immediately feel sick. She starts talking about blood tests etc, but all I can hear is white noise, I want out of there, I feel BAD. So I get up, walk down the corridor, open the door to the waiting room, take 3 steps and my brain turns off and smack, I hit the floor, out cold. Turns out, whenever anyone sticks a dental pick into my urethra, I go into shock, and pass out. I remember seeing people's feet walking out, as they had to evacuate the room, of the 40 odd chavs.. I also remember a little bit of wee leaking out. That's when they put me on a stretcher, and took me off to A&E to test my blood sugar.
My clinic tests came back negative.
The itching turned out to be scabies.
Dirty bitch.
 
arg1271

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being as we're here I'll use it on a joke (it's late and I've had far too much to drink)

40 gypsies turn up at the pearly gates; caravans, beat up tranny vans and all

St Peter gets on the phone to god and says " I've got 40 gypsies here wanting to come in"
God says " we're over our quota on pikeys, tell them to choose a dozen of the most worthy and I'll let those ones in"

A few seconds later St Peter is back on the blower to God " They've gone!!!" he exclaims

"What?? All of them??" says God

"No!!" says St Peter

"The Gates!!!"

I thank you...........
 
Buddha 3

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J@mes said:
a little story for you.....

My little brother, god bless him.... is a bit slow at time's and can do retarded things (such as jumping out of tree's into hay piles...of course he was able to miss a 20 foot pile and land on the floor and knock himself clean out), but this time he excelled himself.

He slept with a lass, caught Chlamydia and had to go through the whole sex clinic jobby.... to only sleep with the same lass a week later and catch it again.... Oh did me and my elder brother laugh... Only downside is I had to sit outside waiting for him in the car outside the clinic...which is right next to a all girls private school, and of course had to be at kicking out time..... I felt a bit of a prat to say the least.

James
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Girls' privates have schools in England?
That's brilliant!

But seriously, would you mind explaining why you had to go to a sex clinic? After all, chlamydia only requires a trip to the doctor to get your blood examined and then a trip to the chemist, to get ONE pill... just ONE. No clinic involved.
 
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This is the UK ,the young lad will have required counceling from a flock of do-gooders telling him about saving himself for someone special before he could get any pill;)
 
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