Top 100 Paintball Excuses

[NitroBall]

" Ref. wipe me down, the paint came from the other field "

" The marker was checked in the morning by the ultimate, and was within the 12 bps legal limits "

 

[JDO]

"She said she was 16"

 

[crazy-lacey]

" i shot him first "

 

[Polly]

Ref: "on your hopper!"

Player: "what?"

Ref: "i saw a hit on your hopper!"

Player: "what?"

Ref: "i saw that hit your hopper!!!!!"

Player: "what?"

Ref: "nevermind play on"

Player: "cheers"



no joke

 

[Devrij]

"But it hit my gun, I'm not dead!"

 

[jahlad]

do head shots count?

but they are shooting yellow paint not green

my friend packed the bag, i know nothing about the white powder

 

[Suns]

Ref: "on your hopper!"

Player: "what?"

Ref: "i saw a hit on your hopper!"

Player: "what?"

Ref: "i saw that hit your hopper!!!!!"

Player: "what?"

Ref: "nevermind play on"

Player: "cheers"



no joke

brilliant

 

[WOODY LOKI]

hmmmmm

i knelt on it

i slide on it

they were already in the air

sorry i couldn't see you calling me out beacuse of the paint on my lense.

 

[Dark Warrior]

I was shot by my own player, that doesn't count

 

[Cook$]

"I'm not very good..."