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Skeet

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There's one here in Holland that gets me laughing every damn time.

They're basically selling a drill that has "Lithium Ionised technology". A lot of people go WOW, until I point out that it basicallu just means that it has a rechargeable battery... Then they just go oh...
At least it will last longer than "Nickel Metal Hydrated Technology".

I too have no tolerance for people that hang around in doorways, usually women with kids.

I am always telling my kids off for it. Sitting in the obvious walkways around the house. So when I was leaving Somerfield one day, there were two women and a couple of kids standing right outside the door, spread out in a line. As I have approached the (open coz they're so close) Automatic door, I said to my kids, loudly;

"See, this is why I tell you not to stand in doorways. Because when your older, you will do it in public like these retards!"

Naturally, one of them gave the old "Well. That's NICE isn't it!" remark.

"Yeah, maybe your kids will learn from it too!"

I just can't stand that sort of thing. Normally I am pretty patient and forgiving in public. Apart from on here.

Has anyone else seen the advert, for the Electricity company who's power is "Greener" than anyone else's?

WTF!!? I can understand a company that has a reduced carbon footprint etc, albeit that it makes fack all difference, but the power is the same power, specific to an area. It's just who you let rape you for it.

On a good point. Know what adverts I love? The drink driving and Road Safety ones.
You know, "Whats it gonna be?", "Like most victims, this woman knew her killer" and "If you hit me at 40Mph"

Love those. If anything, they should be more gorry. :D
 

Cook$

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I hate Jordan and Peter the **** Andre and I cant believe that there are air headed women out there that actually respect her ,she lives her entire life in the pages of various moron-level magazines ,she quite possibly blinded her child by taking cocaine when she was pregnant and she's had more footballers up her than the steps to the queens box at Wembley,why would you give these idiots there own TV show.
That's her kid!? I thought it was Gary Coleman.

Tell you what else I hate, people who say "went on fire" instead of "caught fire".
 

FirebirD

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Worse than stats in adverts is made up chemical sounding names 'Now with added Nutrilium', I mean who are they trying to sell this sh!t to? It's not like we buy headbands that make us 10% better is it?
Peptipeptides aswell, cant forget them!
 

balf

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Chuffing anti wrinkle creams, just visit a builders yard, get a bag or 2 of plaster.

Wrinkles appear less visible, yeah, thats because you've just filled them in with a bucket load of cream congratulations, jackass.

And the Iphone, what a piece of junk, less said the better, bandwith can be used for more important things
 

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That's her kid!? I thought it was Gary Coleman.
That is absoloutley genius, someone give that man a cookie!

I hate -

The buggie brigade, you know the women that push their kids to school in a pram, they cant go alone there has to be about 5 or 6 of them and when they are coming towards you the seem to speed up and form a line so you cant get passed forcing you into the road, its like a planned manouver like you would see the red arrows doing.
 

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its like a planned manouver like you would see the red arrows doing.
hahah that made me giggle! :D

and those shampoo adverts for that "herbal essences fruit fusion" with the "she does it after a ......" and you hear her making the noises you would get in a bedroom whilst washing her hair, who washes their hair and moans and groans like a pornstar :confused:

WHAT'S THE POINT! :eek: