.... your girlfriend is sleeping, pop a Cadbury's chocolate button in between her buttcheeks. It'll melt, and when she wakes up she'll think she's shat herself.
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A word of warning don't get caught in the process of trying to place the chocolate button between the cheeks you may get a slap round your face like i did.
when i did it, got a restraining order
the fact that it wasn't my girlfriend may have had something to do with it
Yep. Your girlfriend didn't mind.the fact that it wasn't my girlfriend may have had something to do with it
