People used to comment on my tattoo, oddly considering it's location.
One time, a guy in the toilet of a pub,...obviously couldn't help notice:
"Wilma. Girlfriends name mate?"
"No mate" says I.
"Then why do you have "Wilma", tattooed on your knob?"
"I don't. It says, "Welcome to California"
Personally speaking...if I were in a public loo somewhere and some guy marches in with a microscope and a pair of tweezers, I woulda had it on my toes outa there Skeet.....you obviously, must be a lot more trusting than I....