Its alright lads, He's Bottled it
Jason, let me explain something here mate because it seems you are oblivious to certain protocols and behaviours.
I know your heart is in the right place, I know you mean no harm, I also know you aren't being rude or inappropriate in any way, it's just that you have this unfortunate way about your writing.
Things like this little face here
rolleyes
its use is one of disdain, it's used to show cynicism, sarcasm or downright insolence and I think you aren't aware of how it should be used and so, people will pick up on this and take you the wrong way.
What makes matters worse is your spelling and use of grammar, it's not so much infantile as epileptic, bejjeezus man, it's all over the place and needs the Rosetta stone to decipher what the hell is going on.
You ask that we see the funny side of your posts, well, I got no problem in doing that once you achieve a degree of humour but as of yet, you have failed to do so mate.
What you may be meaning when you write may well be funny, but when it comes out of your keyboard, it's about as funny as a fackin funeral.
Please don't fall into Mikey601's trap and feel it incumbent upon you to respond to every post ever made, at least he has language skills that venture past that of an anvil.
Jason, sloooooow down mate, you ain't got nothing to prove here, just be yourself (within reason), pull back yer throttle and relax.............now, when you post, use the smilies appropriately (or at least try to) and re read your post a few times to make sure it makes some sense.
And even if it just makes 'some' sense, it will be a vast improvement on what you are doing now.
Take it easy !!