Hardly 'Sexists Anonymous' with my name plastered across the post...Is this a paintball site or Sexists Anonymous
Damn them wimmins!
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Telling me mate. Very bizare.
My clothes and house are cleaned frequently which can only mean one thing, there is a female in the house.
Have to keep her topped up with rohypnol though...
Happy new year by the way. Hope you had a nice Xmas
Paul, if that's your missus then I have but three things to say :-
Her Labrador must be out of shot or you paid her or she is a Photoshop manipulation; there is no way in this world, a woman of that class is gonna take one look at you without a considerable financial inducement (something in the order of 150 million Euros).
The fact that she's smiling further increases the likelihood of a Photoshop manipulation because it suggests, you are fun to be with and I of course know different.
Good try Paul but I don't believe it for a second!
LOL.Paul, if that's your missus then I have but three things to say :-
Her Labrador must be out of shot or you paid her or she is a Photoshop manipulation; there is no way in this world, a woman of that class is gonna take one look at you without a considerable financial inducement (something in the order of 150 million Euros).
The fact that she's smiling further increases the likelihood of a Photoshop manipulation because it suggests, you are fun to be with and I of course know different.
Good try Paul but I don't believe it for a second!
Maybe it's because I'm batman!
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v235/Paul_Collier/Stuff/?action=view¤t=Moi.jpg
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v235/Paul_Collier/Stuff/?action=view¤t=bobman.gif
Ahhhh, 'Batman and Robbo', I got it now mate, I just didn't realise we were now talking about one of her fantasy dreams !!!
Ahhhh, 'Batman and Robbo', I got it now mate, I didn't realise we were talking about one of her fantasy dreams !!!
You really don't want to be 'shopped into this outfit!
http://www.kenston.k12.oh.us/khs/movies/batman&robin.jpg
Maybe she prefers 'the larger gentleman'.....
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v235/Paul_Collier/Stuff/?action=view¤t=FatBob.gif
Ironically, you have explained the reasons right there. Although tongue in cheek, perhaps ladies don't contribute because of those OLD ideals, simply because they don't know you and cannot see you are joking! However, I know you are notThe Female poster
... this site doesn't get enough females contributing.
It obviously has something to do with the relative number of females within our sport but I think we would all do better to see a lot more of them post.
Lord knows what they'll talk about coz I'm not sure I wanna know about cooking, shopping for shoes or cleaning but I think we should give them a chance....
Contridiction at its best eh! Ladies ignore him, he really wants more of us posting
I'm glad (even with your smaller brain) you worked out what I wanted in the end