Hell, I never thought of him that way, but whatever floats your boat.
I'm stopping now before a mod shows up.
I'm stopping now before a mod shows up.
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Hmm after only noticing this post, i thank you robbo for letting me have my own catergoryAfter reading innumerable threads and posts for the past four or five years on this site I have come to the conclusion we got certain classes of poster.
I suppose each and every forum has this classification emerging but it kinda amuses me to identify these different types and so here they are :-
The Wannabee
Here is a baller who just can't seem to make it in the sport and so sees the forums as an opportunity to make his mark. He sets himself up (and probably believes) he is some sort of paintball expert and acts out this perceived pre-eminence within our midst.
His knowledge of paintball is as deep as a puddle and as wide as a human hair.
His posts are as numerous as they are devoid of any real message.
To the noob these guys may seem to know what they are talking about and seem as tho they have some standing in our sport but to the average baller, we call all see the truth.
These boards are where they try to make their mark and unfortunately for them, and because they wanna be noticed and respected sooo bad, it sticks out like a turban at a National Front meeting.
Anyway, enough about Miley601
But i will hopefully be able to be removed from that section...hmm...maybe not removed but for it to be renamed with the results from next year.
With your help obviously
Never have I heard truer words.....
Yeah - probably cause men invented them!!!!! Those dirty bast***s!
Anyway - happy you put me in the female section Robbo - no wait, that just somehow sounded wrong?!
At least happy you feel I have my "good moments" on here.... Maybe I´m not one of the most active posters, but I rarely feel like commenting on something I know nothing about - but when it strikes my mind that I in fact do have a valid point (at least in my own mind hehe), it gets really hard to keep my mouth shut!
I might not be the most experienced paintballer here (2 years doesn´t exactly "cut it"!), BUT common sense and a lot of willingness to learn and listen to more experienced people makes it MUCH easier to be as clever as I am!
Guess I'd be a mix of Post count Junkie and Tech Head.
A lot of my post count was racked up in the techroom after all.
O/T I had a very random paintball dream last night.
Pete, you were running a tournament, instead of laying out the field in a traditional manor you had lots of tight rows of bunkers running the full length of the field. You'd also had surgery to remove your muscles. so you looked like cooks body with your head
I'm laying off the drugs now!
A lot of my post count was racked up in the techroom after all.
O/T I had a very random paintball dream last night.
Pete, you were running a tournament, instead of laying out the field in a traditional manor you had lots of tight rows of bunkers running the full length of the field. You'd also had surgery to remove your muscles. so you looked like cooks body with your head
I'm laying off the drugs now!
O/T I had a very random paintball dream last night.
Pete, you were running a tournament, instead of laying out the field in a traditional manor you had lots of tight rows of bunkers running the full length of the field. You'd also had surgery to remove your muscles. so you looked like cooks body with your head
I'm laying off the drugs now!
Paul, you are beginning to worry me mate, having random dreams is one thing but, imagining I have had all my hard earned muscles removed is bizarre.
You need to get out a little more mate and try to locate the following :-
They are homosapiens, are generally located in the kitchen, generally have longer hair than their species counterpart, have two bulges located at the front, have slightly smaller brains, if not in the kitchen then go to your nearest mall and look in any one of the myriad of shoe shops and when you do finally locate one of these subjects, this is known as a female.
Spend as much as time as you can with one and hopefully your hormones will show you the way to go after that .... good luck Paul !
Telling me mate. Very bizare.
My clothes and house are cleaned frequently which can only mean one thing, there is a female in the house.
Have to keep her topped up with rohypnol though...
Happy new year by the way. Hope you had a nice Xmas